Philadelphia
- Date
- Hours
- 09:00 – 17:00 ET
- Venue
- The Rittenhouse
- Address
- Rittenhouse Square, Philadelphia, PA
- Line-up
- 4 of 8 announced
- Ticket
- $499 · Standard release
A satirical mirror. Same structure, same dates, one word changed.
Why this existsIt’s a community where people make connections, find new opportunities, rebuild confidence, and leave inspired by some of the most innovative marketers and SEOs.
The format is copied wholesale. It got copied because it is the right format, and that part was never the joke.
No parallel sessions, so no choosing between two talks you wanted and resenting the one you picked.
A fee to the speaker, not to their employer. Travel covered. Coaching offered to anyone who wants it.
Sat down, at a table, with the people either side of you. The networking is the seating plan.
Every talk, edited, to every attendee. You do not have to choose between watching and taking notes.
Open all day. No explanation required to use it, and nobody logs who does.
Every deck and every dataset released afterwards, because a talk you cannot check is a talk you cannot use.
8 of 16 slots are filled, four in each city. The remaining 8 are open.
The rest will go up in one batch rather than dripped out weekly against a countdown. Local speakers get first refusal on what is left, which is the whole reason for keeping half of each line-up back.
Kyle Roof
Talk to be announced
Charles Floate
Talk to be announced
David Quaid
Talk to be announced
Koray Tuğberk Gübür
Talk to be announced
Open
Open
Open
Open
Craig Campbell
Talk to be announced
James Dooley
Talk to be announced
Alan CladX
Talk to be announced
Robert Niechciał
Talk to be announced
Open
Open
Open
Open
Every talk sits under one of these. If a submission does not belong in one of the four, it does not belong on the stage.
Analytical talks and the honest state of the industry. What the data says, not what the deck says.
Next-level and future-proofing work, for practitioners who already know the basics and want the next thing.
New technologies and emerging strategy. Things that are working now, with the test and the result on the slide.
Career development and growth. Pay, promotion, confidence, and the parts of the job nobody puts on a slide.
8 slots are still open, four in each city. This is how they get filled.
What you did, what happened, and what somebody watching could do differently on Monday. If it needs a deck to be interesting, it is not ready.
Each city prioritises people who work in it. Flying in eight names from elsewhere is how you get the same eight names at every conference.
First stage or fortieth. Travel covered either way, and rehearsal support offered either way.
Yes, no, or not this one and here is why. Silence is not an answer and will not be used as one.
The announced names appear here because they asked to. Nothing on this site is bookable, no ticket is for sale, and none of that is going to change.